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PostSubject: And now a word from our Spiritual Leaders   Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:15 pm

Ahhh,the meaning of life,perplexing complex question,only to the perplexing complex I spose.

Not for satanic self gratifiers like myself.

But for those on the spiritual path,finding the answers to seemingly hypocritical religious doctrines,means you chose the wrong path suckers.

Choose Satan,great sex....at a small cost.

But,cause I'm too lazy to form my own cult,I tend to let much wiser speakers do so for me.

So please open your hearts and wallets and make elaborate donations to the Circle Jerk Forum,for the betterment of ME !

Thankyou my flock...of Lemmings...to the slaughter. Cthulhu sunny farao 

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PostSubject: I'M KILLING BABIES FOR GOD!!!!!!    Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:19 pm

Did you know the bible is full of handy hints,to bring the will of God into your life and increase your happiness.

And that happiness,is about dashing babies heads against the wall.

This Christian Religeon has got it all for the psychopath to act out his great depravities and be loved by God,WIN WIN !!!!

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PostSubject: Don't let the bastards keep you down! - ScaryDAve Thechurchofdave    Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:26 pm

Now this is a spiritual lesson about listening to yourself and not some fucktard making decisions for you.

Otherwise,you too might've beat Aerosmith to fusing Rock and Rap.

And the best advice,"F*ck You will set you Free" Quote "Church Of Dave".


    






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PostSubject: "YES DEAR"    Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:06 pm

Now a spiritual jingle for those that follow the Philosophy of F*ck You" for those times when one weakens and wishes to conform to idiocy of the "Other Flock (sheep)".

Remember if not F*ck You,then "Yes Dear" is the fallback answer to all lifes testing moments.

 







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PostSubject: Spacestar Ordering (The One True Path) and The Cult Of Jase   Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:22 pm

I'm looking for a word from worthy Nibiru Emissaries.or Ascended/Ass-ended Masters.


But face it,any good belief system must have some Cosmic Masters or Space Alien guides with some great ancient "Project Bluebook" style,Alien close encounter story.

The Scientologist have them,so do The Seventh Day Adventist and my weird arse belief,that aliens reap evil souls for space-fuel to be burned in their reactors,my Religeon,The Cult Of Jase is a very scarey one indeed.

But plenty of universal love from the female only followers. dogshag boobies 

After all,if they're good wives to their spiritual leader (Me),they won't end up in the reactor.The obedience and undying affections I receive.

I've cum twice before I get to the kettle to have my first cup of tea...made for me.

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PostSubject: Goth 2 Boss    Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:52 pm

And some very good advice for Goths,to enhance their job prospects and future longevity...

instead of the usual route of lonliness and teen suicide.
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